• πŸ˜ƒAction Man Stands Again!πŸ˜ƒ
    Haha yes! At last! Action Man stands on his own 2 feet again after some 20 years! The donor was a reluctant 1997 12 inch Darth Vader, who was declared redundant due to his uniform disintegrating from age. The naked figure pleaded for mercy but Action Man and his assistant David, the pretentious marble statue, would have none of it and went to work. The results were spectacular, but the word is out that the 12 inch Vader vows revenge! 😑
  • GI Joe Lifeline 1986
    Ahh yes! Finally Lifeline is mine! A figure I was most attracted to in the shops when he was new, but didnt come my way. That red and white medic outfit was bursting with excitement. I still dont know why it was and remains so exciting but, like his comrade Sci Fi, I longed for him and now he finally comes my way. Perhaps the last GI Joe I will obtain for the foreseeable future as I am taking five 😎
  • VAMP
    Oh how my thoughts persist in reclaiming my long lost beloved VAMP. I swapped it for a Star Wars vehicle circa 1988. Probably for the best as it may have ended up destroyed in the Battle of Guy Fawkes that was looming in the coming year. I have come close to reclaiming it, but wisdom self talk and filtered collector mentality have stopped me in my tracks. But it is only a matter of time.. I ❀️ U VAMP!
  • Action Man Restoration Project
    It has been confirmed that Action Man will not accept any further donations from the grotesque creature Jar Jar Binks. Action Man has come to appreciate having Jar Jar's arm, though spastic. But, as the IG post revealed, the creatures leg donation was far too alien for human usage. Action Man must remain human and dignified. A new calf and 2 feet will be sourced from eBay. Once again, after over a decade, Action Man will stand on his feet again!
  • Kenner Superpowers
    After the blog detailing the legendary Superpowers burial of Superman, my eyes do constantly venture at his good friend Green Lantern in the photo. Crippled by the Guy Fawkes Battles, missing an arm and leg, the thoughts of getting a mint replacement have suddenly now evolved into restoration! Why not hunt down replacement limbs and bring him back! He's a legend with history! What kind of story would his replacement have? I wouldn't know...
  • Marvel Infinite Series Vulture
    I reported my displeasure at this cheap quality figure on my IG. Then I banished him to the garage, not worthy of display. Now, dear I say it, I have forbidden feelings of wasting him with fireworks. I do not condone such destruction of figures (except during the Guy Fawkes Battles) but the only way I can redeem the errors of my ways is to see this hunk of junk get dealt to! 😁
  • The Peroxide Baths
    This post proved popular for its common subject matter relevant to all action figure lovers. Some have heard of the myth. Some, like myself, tried it and marvelled at it's miracles. Then finally, some realised it was all too good to be true πŸ˜•
  • Hot Toys = Insanity
    We all know the lifelike beauty of these toys and I guess I would like one lying around to admire. But hey, the prices of these are just insanity! Lets target the adult collectors who, bordering proudly on obsession, devote all their cash to their beloved way of life. I am all for this as I used to do it. But even at my peak, would I have considered such madness? Well, adjusting for inflation, I probably would have joined in the insanity... perhaps .. but still.. Hot Toys = Insanity

😎GYRUSS 1983 - ALWAYS A HIGH ON CHALLENGING STAGE

Naked, confident, respected and street tough πŸ˜‰ That's right, the figure formerly known as the Naked God has earned his place among the figures even though he has only graced their world for a little over 8 months! New bio of this sensation to be found right here! Check it out! https://motionpictures4figures.com/david/

Ahh yes! Finally Lifeline is mine! A figure I was most attracted to in the shops when he was new, but didn't come my way. That red and white medic outfit was bursting with excitement. I still don't know why it was and remains so exciting but, like his comrade Sci Fi, I longed for him and now he finally comes my way. Perhaps the last GI Joe I will obtain for the foreseeable future as I am taking five 😎

Oh how my thoughts persist in reclaiming my long lost beloved VAMP. I swapped it for a Star Wars vehicle circa 1988. Probably for the best as it may have ended up destroyed in the Battle of Guy Fawkes that was looming in the coming year. I have come close to reclaiming it, but wisdom self talk and filtered collector mentality have stopped me in my tracks. But it is only a matter of time.. I ❀️ U VAMP!

Senator Palpatine from 1999 has been a popular figure for me time and time again. He has even made appearances in some of my movies. His trademark pointed finger has been most infamous πŸ˜‰

Actions Man's 3rd cousin Barry Derelio, claimed that his cousin was actually a kind hearted man, who fell off the deep end when they lost contact.

Crystal Ball last tried seducing the Princess in the hope of some sultry action 😍 There was no word of success. Perhaps his hypnotising skills have since eluded him. Practice as of late on various Playmobil have looked promising, but it must be noted that Playmobil always look hypnotised πŸ˜„

This is the merchandise that I will engage to blow Vulture up with πŸ˜† The damage should be far greater than one of the well built figures of the 80s. I expect the explosive to be swift and decisive 😎

Zandar has always liked sunbathing. It can't be denied that it was his selling point back in the 80s. It's been quite some time since he's been able to really nail that killer dark grey tan that sends lovers into a frenzy! 😜