• Revenge is Mine!
    These words have echoed from the caverns of the unknown. However the word seems true. 12 inch Vader has been rejuvenated and rebranded as a new persona. All will be revealed in due course but one thing is for sure.. the pleading victim at the hands of Action Man is no more and now vengeance is at the door 😳
  • πŸ˜ƒAction Man Stands Again!πŸ˜ƒ
    Haha yes! At last! Action Man stands on his own 2 feet again after some 20 years! The donor was a reluctant 1997 12 inch Darth Vader, who was declared redundant due to his uniform disintegrating from age. The naked figure pleaded for mercy but Action Man and his assistant David, the pretentious marble statue, would have none of it and went to work. The results were spectacular, but the word is out that the 12 inch Vader vows revenge! 😑
  • GI Joe Lifeline 1986
    Ahh yes! Finally Lifeline is mine! A figure I was most attracted to in the shops when he was new, but didnt come my way. That red and white medic outfit was bursting with excitement. I still dont know why it was and remains so exciting but, like his comrade Sci Fi, I longed for him and now he finally comes my way. Perhaps the last GI Joe I will obtain for the foreseeable future as I am taking five 😎
  • VAMP
    Oh how my thoughts persist in reclaiming my long lost beloved VAMP. I swapped it for a Star Wars vehicle circa 1988. Probably for the best as it may have ended up destroyed in the Battle of Guy Fawkes that was looming in the coming year. I have come close to reclaiming it, but wisdom self talk and filtered collector mentality have stopped me in my tracks. But it is only a matter of time.. I ❀️ U VAMP!
  • Action Man Restoration Project
    It has been confirmed that Action Man will not accept any further donations from the grotesque creature Jar Jar Binks. Action Man has come to appreciate having Jar Jar's arm, though spastic. But, as the IG post revealed, the creatures leg donation was far too alien for human usage. Action Man must remain human and dignified. A new calf and 2 feet will be sourced from eBay. Once again, after over a decade, Action Man will stand on his feet again!
  • Kenner Superpowers
    After the blog detailing the legendary Superpowers burial of Superman, my eyes do constantly venture at his good friend Green Lantern in the photo. Crippled by the Guy Fawkes Battles, missing an arm and leg, the thoughts of getting a mint replacement have suddenly now evolved into restoration! Why not hunt down replacement limbs and bring him back! He's a legend with history! What kind of story would his replacement have? I wouldn't know...
  • Marvel Infinite Series Vulture
    I reported my displeasure at this cheap quality figure on my IG. Then I banished him to the garage, not worthy of display. Now, dear I say it, I have forbidden feelings of wasting him with fireworks. I do not condone such destruction of figures (except during the Guy Fawkes Battles) but the only way I can redeem the errors of my ways is to see this hunk of junk get dealt to! 😁
  • The Peroxide Baths
    This post proved popular for its common subject matter relevant to all action figure lovers. Some have heard of the myth. Some, like myself, tried it and marvelled at it's miracles. Then finally, some realised it was all too good to be true πŸ˜•

😎GYRUSS 1983 - ALWAYS A HIGH ON CHALLENGING STAGE

Hot summer nights in August πŸ˜‰ New lovers Zandar & Slave Leia have taken to the streets in the General Lee for some hot fast crusin' and misadventures. You can't trust a Dreadnok but they seem well suited for a hot blazin' summer fling, if not nothing else.

Naked, confident, respected and street tough πŸ˜‰ That's right, the figure formerly known as the Naked God has earned his place among the figures even though he has only graced their world for a little over 8 months! New bio of this sensation to be found right here! Check it out! https://motionpictures4figures.com/david/

Ahh yes! Finally Lifeline is mine! A figure I was most attracted to in the shops when he was new, but didn't come my way. That red and white medic outfit was bursting with excitement. I still don't know why it was and remains so exciting but, like his comrade Sci Fi, I longed for him and now he finally comes my way. Perhaps the last GI Joe I will obtain for the foreseeable future as I am taking five 😎

Oh how my thoughts persist in reclaiming my long lost beloved VAMP. I swapped it for a Star Wars vehicle circa 1988. Probably for the best as it may have ended up destroyed in the Battle of Guy Fawkes that was looming in the coming year. I have come close to reclaiming it, but wisdom self talk and filtered collector mentality have stopped me in my tracks. But it is only a matter of time.. I ❀️ U VAMP!

It was mentioned in David's Biography that Action Man would ridicule him as he does all of his loyal servants. Well, this publicity still speaks for itself! 😯 Once Action Man was on his 2 legs again, instead of being grateful (as if we would think he could beπŸ˜†), he posed grappling David by the genitalia in a clear show of who is the power house right here! Time will tell if David will stand up to this ridicule.

Actions Man's 3rd cousin Barry Derelio, claimed that his cousin was actually a kind hearted man, who fell off the deep end when they lost contact.

Crystal Ball last tried seducing the Princess in the hope of some sultry action 😍 There was no word of success. Perhaps his hypnotising skills have since eluded him. Practice as of late on various Playmobil have looked promising, but it must be noted that Playmobil always look hypnotised πŸ˜„

This is the merchandise that I will engage to blow Vulture up with πŸ˜† The damage should be far greater than one of the well built figures of the 80s. I expect the explosive to be swift and decisive 😎